August 2012
1 post
Why The Fuck Would I Want To Meet Any of You?
Meet the Kardashians. This show is somewhat of a litmus test for the US. A litmus test that it has failed horribly. I can no feel that this show is a test from some ethral being in order to see how fucking retarded america is. Unfortunately we have all failed.
Why are these people even famous? No reason what so fucking ever, thats why. Their, now deceased, father was OJ’s lawyer and their...
April 2012
1 post
long time no see tumblr people
Sup tumblr people. Its been quite a while since I’ve posted a new entry so i figured would rectify this problem.
Since my last post much has changed and much has stayed the same so i figured that the best way to go about writing a new post would be to just update you all on the mundain life of Daniel.
Im still in college. woot i guess.
I still have no idea what I’m going to do with...
February 2012
2 posts
Stay positive right?
Fuck it. I had a whole blog post talking about how shitty my life is but then I deleted it all. Suffice it to say you don’t need to read about how poorly i feel about my life, that’s my problem.
Here is a funny Nazi picture for your troubles
Just for you, no really. I mean that.
The person that this post is aimed at is having a rough day. I know this not because I am some super creepy computer hacker/stalker but because i know this person. In fact, I personally know this person… on a personal level. If that makes and sense what so ever…
ANYWHO, time to stop beating around the bush. I came here and wrote this post to try and improve her day somehow. though she...
January 2012
6 posts
sorry
about all the spam posts, some fuck must have hacked my blog but hopefully my password changes have fixed the problem
back to business as usual
Whats up people? As the title hints at, its back to business as usual for me except for blogging in my Geography class while my prof droned on about crayfish I’m blogging in my American Gov’t class while my prof drops some less than exemplary knowledge on us, her students. The latest gem that has be unleashed upon us was the staggering fact that we the people live in a representative...
stress, anxiety, and general fuck uppery
hey tumblr/facebook people. Today just isnt a good day honestly. I dislike all my classes that I have today because they are pretty much useless and my professors seem like raging cock sucking assholes. I’ve moved back into the dorms and gotten settled but that leads to a few rather big problems. Number one, I miss my family like mad. Fuck numbers, this one is too hard to quantify as a...
SUPRISE
It hasn’t been three weeks since my last post!
But I have absolutely nothing to talk about really…
Its tough blogging… Wait. There is my topic.
Blogging is hard for a few reasons. The first being that you have to actually log in to your site and then physical write stuff. I fail at this most of the time just because I lack the determination to blog lots. On top of this you...
I Have Failed You
My idea of smaller but more numerous blog posts has failed miserably. I apologize sincerely. With that out of the way, on to my actual blog post!
Driving. More specifically, driving cars. Driving is the single best thing ever in my opinion. Better than expensive food, hot women, drugs, booze, expensive cigarettes. It beats all of those things and almost everything else in the world. It’s...
December 2011
7 posts
I never said it was a good idea
One of my blogging compatriots gave me an idea on something to change about my blog. The idea is that instead of writing few blog posts that are really long and rant filled, that I should try and write more posts of shorter lengths. I am going to give it a try but I am not promising that it will work out well, or if this post will even be short at all.
I was telling someone the other day that...
It is not "humor" it is "humour"
I don’t care what spell check says, the latter spelling is correct. Why you ask? It just is. I may not be the for most athourity on spelling, in fact, I am the last person one should ever consult in regards to any spelling queries but you just need to trust me on this one.
In other news I have a cold. Colds suck. Actually, I want that redacted. Colds are the most lame thing ever, I think...
So, lots of people
Have been complaining on FB and even on here about shit that they do not have. Well, Im gonna hop on that band wagon I suppose.
THINGS THAT I DON’T HAVE
Money
Fast Cars
Fast women
the will power to keep using the shift key for this shit
college education (yet)
an over abundance of wack people in my life
beer :(
silence in my headphones
a lack of confidence
sadness
a third arm
...
Long time no see tumblr
Whoa! Its been a while since I have seen this screen. Sorry bout that readers, I have been slacking. well not a whole lot has really changed since our last talk, I’m still in college, still directionless, and still frusterated at the world but all in all it isnt that bad I suppose. Im in the middle of college finals right now, and if you arent in college right now or have attended college...
November 2011
4 posts
New post time!
To the people that hassle me to write new posts all the time. Fuck you. I write when i feel the need to, to get things off my chest. Sometimes things are just too heavy to blog about, like right now. Just once more for emphasis: Fuck you, I write when the fuck I want to.
This might not be the longest post
But I really feel that this is the most heart felt one I have posted in a while. Its about music and not just what type I listen to or what songs I like, but how it affects me. Not to sou d like an attention whore but most of the time, I feel as if my life is shit and that in all honesty I wont amount to anything. This state of mind is not easily broken or altered and it sticks with me for as long...
Those periods in time
Where you just feel like shit for days on end. They suck really bad and I wish they would stop.
I'm a giving person
No really, on occasion I have been known to help people in need out. This is an example of that charitble spark that I have in my sould, one of my friends is in need of a laugh and some squirrels. I have on thing to say to that,
So, in the journey through my subconcious to find something funny write about I came up with… well what amounts to nothing. BUT do not dispare readers, I will...
October 2011
4 posts
Check It
I’ve been trying to think of how to start my posts in a different way but honestly, I have no idea what to do instead of just layin it out like it is. Its been a quick minute since my last post so here you go, a post on nothing in particular.
I was lookin around online doing some stuff, and by stuff i mean youtube and tumblr browsing. and while doing this i noticed something, all yall are...
My Mom
Is not gonna like the contents of this post but meh, its all the truth. Life is better on the edge. It better when you take unnecessary risks that have repercussions that out weigh the pay offs. Chancing your life brings you closer to your animal roots, it gives you an insight your own humanity that otherwise you would not have. For some reason I feel the need to share with you all that I do...
Heads up
This is gonna be another rambler.
I just saw the funniest thing in a long while. It was a group of asian students trying to converse with a group of Arab students. Neither group spoke more than broken taxi driver english. I seriously almost spit my drink all over the floor trying not to laugh my ass off.
As you have probebly gathered, I write most of my blogs in Geography class and this is no...
Ya know what?
For probably the first time since getting up here to CSU Im in a pretty good mood. Lets not jump the gun and say im joyous or estatic but in general, im happy. I finally think I know what I want to do with my life, at least for now. I’m getting just as much attention from girls as I was back home, that is to say none. This really isnt phasing me right now cause what happens happens and Im...
September 2011
6 posts
Anger
You ever been angry for no reason at all? Im not talking a little pissy mood swing but violent blodlust anger. It happens all the time to me, like now. I was fine all yesterday but almost all day today I have had to use every once of my will power to not walk up to a random person and literally kill someone. For those of you that doubt this statement, fuck you and evidently you don’t...
What. The. Fuck.
Here I am sitting in my intro level geography class having my mind slowly disloved into mush. “Why is your mind mushifying?” you may ask. Its cause my prof. is a complete wack job. You would figure that a geography class would be about well, geography, and thusly maps and shit. WRONG. this dude has serriously been talking about oysters and shrimp for close to thirty minutes. Why is he...
You are probably an out of state student if...
You are amazed that all people in Colorado don’t wear boots and heard cattle for fun
You expected everyone to drive jacked up trucks with mud on them 24/7
You speak like a fucking retard
You look and smell like a dirty dreadlocked hippy, but you’re white
You actually own a sailboat
You don’t own a set of snow tires
All you brought is sandles
Snow amazes you just like...
Life is not like a box of chocolates.
Infact, its more like working at a waste water treatment plant. Just here me out alright? Itll all make sense in a few, trust me.
You deal with shit all day long for the majority of your life. guess what folks that work a wate water plant deal with? thats right, shit. Now of course im not talking about literal shit because that would just be horrible, unsanitary and would smell like…...
I have found my wife.
WARNING: this post may seem pathetic and sad but I dont give a fuck.
I have found the woman that I will marry and live the rest of my life with. One problem, I dont actually know her. I was driving down College Street up here in FoCo and saw a MINT early model Mercedes SLS. So, being the car fanatic I am, I drove up next to it. I got a double whammy of awesomeness. Not only was the car one of the...
Awe shit, I've been thinking again...
THis is another collection of random thoughts. And of course, as usual I’ll try to start with the heavy shit and then move on to the more lighthearted stuff you all actually want to read.
I am terrified. Not teriffied like a crazy ass person is chasing me with a knife through an alley screaming, “I want to eat your eyeballs!!!” but a more emotional frusterated and unseen kind of...
Some days i wish i was a squirrel
You read that right, ever once in a while I wish that I was a squirrel instead of a human. Why you ask? Well I shall tell you why now. Have you ever seen a squirrel? Those little fuckers have it made. They live outside, the outside is an awesome place to be most of the time, except when its cold… Squirrels have it made then too! when it gets too cold outside, they just take a nap that takes...
August 2011
4 posts
The people you meet in a college dorm
So this is gonna be another one of my quasi list things but this one is about the various people you might meet in your college dorm.
the lax bro: a steryotypical lacross player, rocks gymshorts, flip flops, socks and shirts with strange ass saying on them, acts like a supreme douche most of the time.
ROTC dudes: pretty normal people even though they have the humourous tendancy to call nonROTC...
College, its not just what people put on...
So for you blog readers who really dont pay attention to my blog, well i guess i if you dont pay attention to it i guess you really arent a reader….. But any who, here is a recap of my life recently. I’m in college, at CSU FoCo. nice little recap wasnt that? So anywho this post is gonna be about me as per usual and as an added bonus, college. The cliff notes go like this, college is...
a personal gripe.
People are nosey and over opinionated. Well mabye not over opinionated but they have a habit of pushing their opinions on other, often unwilling ears. Lets narrow this gripe down instead of speaking in broad generalities. I, Daniel Zimkas, am an alcoh…. wait… wrong place, wrong time for that one. I meant to say that I, am a smoker of cigarettes. Its a personal choice, albeit not a...
July 2011
6 posts
if only blogs actually had titles that made sense
I have come to a conclusion people. Bloggers absolutely suck at naming their blog(s) accurately. Lets explore what they should really be named.
I named my blog “Jeeps Movies and Music”. this is because I originally was going to blog exclusively about those three things because those are what I enjoy. We all know that this shit went sideways after maybe post number two. In...
This, this is a vaguely serious post... But not...
What up loyal readers (and the one guy that found me on stumbleupon and had his brain explode) I come to you this week with a MUCH less serious post for you all to enjoy and savor. It all was inspired by me reading someone else’s blog. There was a question in there that went, “If you wrote a book about your life, what would it be titled?” So pretty much I’m shamelessly...
not a funny post.
So, jsut tostart things off, this is not a fun post or even an angry post, its a post of desperation, Im writing this because I simply dont know what else to do. To kick it off, anybody who reads this needs some background, My mom is a Type 1 diabetic. This means she is insulin depenant and got it from some genetic fluke, not by being a fat ass. When a diabetic’s blood sugar drops below what...
Fast food is a lie.
Well, actually fast food is a series of lies but that title sounded better. Burger King: “Have it your way.” Bullshit, what if I feel like having a burger with onion rings and fried Korean children on it? You can’t do it and you can’t make it my way.
Wendy’s: Their tagline is, “Quality is our recipe.” More bullshit! I seriously doubt that in the back of...
Pants are not optional.
I have a major life conundrum, a question for the ages, a source of great discontent in my life. “What is it?” you may ask. It is this simple query, “Why the fuck do people not wear pants when they go through the drive through at Dairy Queen?”
Lets break this down into some smaller bits so that way we can be sure to fully grasp the answer(s) to this monumental question....
Hi, my name is Daniel
And I am and alcoholic…. Wait wrong blog…… So loyal (or unloyal) readers, here comes another installment of this fine blog. Be warned, this one is likely to be even more disorganised and odd than the rest due to the fact that I’m thinking of so many different things at once (more on that later).
To start of our marvelous literary adventures for the day I have a problem,...
June 2011
5 posts
Wants.
I was going to write a post about things that I want in my life and how much I want each thing. Then I thought to myself, “Daniel, the people that should know about your wants already know them. So why are you just gonna let everyone know?” So, this blog post won’t actually say anything in fact, its almost over! Here is a picture of a penguin as a token apology.
Confusion, its like a badger fighting a wombat in...
Confusion, it is most deffinately like a badger fighting a wombat in my brain. You may be thinking to yourself,”Wow! This guy is confused? I would have never guessed by reading his very cohesive and well written introspectives.” Well, I’m here to break that bubble and expose you, the reader to what all I am confused about.
But first, I must give you a visual for waht my brain...
(self pondering)x(zimkas)/(blogging)=brainvomit
So, I’m legitimately going to look at something in this post instead of just picking a topic and then rambling for 1000 words and eventually talking about how crazy I am and how my tinfoil hat is on too tight. Despite this promise, I can’t absolutely say that this won’t turn into more brain vomit, in fact i can guarantee you that it will. This topic of much very little intrinsic...
You like lists? Oh my! You must be glad...
Because I just wrote another one! This list has been compiled in my one week in Germany, there may be another in the week that follows. THINGS GERMANS LIKE
Beer
Public drunkenness
Trains
Socialism
Soccer (Fussball)
German cars
Fast German cars
Fast cars in general
Exorbitant taxes
Rexiculess fuel costs
Goofy clothes
Metrosexuality
Beer
Meat
Meat cooked over fire
Raw meat
...
An Amalgamation Of Thought.
Seeing as how i have yet to write about five brazillion (nifty bushism? I think so.) blog entries consider this smattering of totally nonrelated thoughts as my apology for being a lame blog writer.
What The Hell Were You Thinking?
To kick off this smorgasboard of ADD driven brain vomit I bring to you “What The Hell Were You Thinking?” a bit directed at America’s youth and their...
May 2011
12 posts
Oh Look! It's Another List!
This list is gonna be about things that I wish to accomplish by the end of this summer, hopefully I can accomplish over half of them but undoubtedly I’ll get super ADD and forget about this entirely….
Have fun.
Not get arrested.
Not get randomly selected by US or German Customs for the “random” security check.
Take good pictures.
Touch a tiger.
Ride a horse.
Wheel my...
A New Beginning (not the Star Wars movie)
Welp, the day I have so looked forward to for so long has finally came. I am no longer required to attend any form of public schooling for the rest of my life, I finished my final class and no just awake the spectacular clusterfuck that is graduation. Despite this momentous occasion, I feel the same exact way that I did 24 hours ago. There was no instant of brilliance, no golden hour, and...
Work Is A 4 Letter Word.
This is true in both a literal and figuratively, the word itself has 4 individual components consisting of 3 consonants and 1 vowel. It is also a 4 letter word in the same school of thought as many a “swear” word, like fuck. They both have 4 letters and both are not a pleasant word in any sense.
To further elaborate on the second though line that work is a 4 letter word let me...
Once Upon A Time
Life is less than perfect for this kid. Traffic accidents, parental dissagreements, monetary restrictions, graduation, car problems. All of these are but a small cross section of the rediculess bullshit in my life. Word to the wise this post is basically gonna be a one person pitty party for me because honesty, lately my life is deffinately less than great. Actually, fuck that. I don’t even...
