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Meet the Kardashians. This show is somewhat of a litmus test for the US. A litmus test that  it has failed horribly. I can no feel that this show is a test from some ethral being in order to see how fucking retarded america is. Unfortunately we have all failed. 

Why are these people even famous? No reason what so fucking ever, thats why. Their, now deceased, father was OJ’s lawyer and their step father is a former olympic athelete. The most short and sucinct reason i can think of why these people are famous is because they are filthy rich skanks. I said it, they are worthless overly rich skanks that are self absorbed in their own little world of uber-richness and debauchery. The show shamelesly promotes a lifestyle that, for almost everyone, is simply unattainable and values that are nonexistant. 

Thousands of young people now know what, not who (because they are subhuman), the Kardashians are. all while they are oblivious to any other things in the news. They have no idea what is going on in politics, the world, or even that every single day there are men and women my age (and possibly their age) that are in the mountains of some god forsaken shit hole dieing for who knows what.

In short, people have no perspective, no intrest in whats important, and they focus on media bullshit instead of real life. because America has failed this test wholly and completely, Im honestly hoping for a natural disaster or war to come across the nation and kill all of these fuckwads.

Sup tumblr people. Its been quite a while since I’ve posted a new entry so i figured would rectify this problem.

Since my last post much has changed and much has stayed the same so i figured that the best way to go about writing a new post would be to just update you all on the mundain life of Daniel.

Im still in college. woot i guess.

I still have no idea what I’m going to do with my life.

My name is still Daniel. Though I toyed with changing my name to Wakeem.

I still talk to Rachel (http://typeitlikeyoumeanit.tumblr.com/) quite regularly and she, despite her instance, is really awesome in all regards.

I still spend more time than what is reasonable just wasting time.

I now have a job! At walmart. And no, its not like employee of the month, its more hard, sweaty and dirty.

I have a new car and as soon as I have enough money Im going to ruin it with modifications just like my last car. Will I ever learn?

And I still dont have the patience to write a whole blog post at one time. sorry for yet another half assed blog post, ill try to make it up to you at some point. Consider this something to hold you over till i get enough creative spark to write something of substance.

Fuck it. I had a whole blog post talking about how shitty my life is but then I deleted it all. Suffice it to say you don’t need to read about how poorly i feel about my life, that’s my problem. 

Here is a funny Nazi picture for your troubles

The person that this post is aimed at is having a rough day. I know this not because I am some super creepy computer hacker/stalker but because i know this person. In fact, I personally know this person… on a personal level. If that makes and sense what so ever…

ANYWHO, time to stop beating around the bush. I came here and wrote this post to try and improve her day somehow. though she recently posted a picture on her blof talking about how futile it is to try and get her day out of a funk I shall try anyway.

This is the picture by the way: 

This is probably going to fall under categories one and two because I am horrible at baking and i would undoubtedly light myself on fire somewhere in the process of making it.

So, first off. BE HAPPY. You know why you need to be happy? I shall tell you why. It is because you are awesome. No really, you are freaking awesome. Now STOP! Right now! IMMEDIATELY!! Because I know right now you are thinking “he is just saying that, trying to flatter me, or thats what everyone says.” Well missy, start believing it because it is true. 

Cute cat picture 

Now, a list of why you are awesome. Why a list? Because I am good at lists.

• You are brilliant
• You are caring
• You are trustworthy
• You are nice. actually, nice is an understatement but I can not think of a better word
• You are genuine
• You are actually funny. Really funny actually

more cats

BUT STOP BEING SO MODEST, YOU DESERVE SOME PRAISE!!!!!!!!

You are an amazing stand up person that deserves the world and DOESN’T deserve to be sad. Stop being sad please :P

But serriously, you are awesome and I am honored to be your friend.

PS: This girl is so awesome she even spells humour corectly!!!

about all the spam posts, some fuck must have hacked my blog but hopefully my password changes have fixed the problem

Whats up people? As the title hints at, its back to business as usual for me except for blogging in my Geography class while my prof droned on about crayfish I’m blogging in my American Gov’t class while my prof drops some less than exemplary knowledge on us, her students. The latest gem that has be unleashed upon us was the staggering fact that we the people live in a representative democracy. Really ground breaking shit right? Anywho, nothing here is really all that new and awesome. I have new neighbors in my hall that seem rather cool. Mark is a real mellow asian dude on his second major from Cal Fullerton and Taylor is a super chill skater bro from Lake Tahoe. So far they seem pretty chill but time will tell. This is a pretty short post but then again its more of just a weekly update kinda thing. Look for a cooler post and mabye some more dope car pictures in the coming days!

As always, feedback is always awesome and maybe you all could start pimping my blog for me so I could snag some more followers.

hey tumblr/facebook people. Today just isnt a good day honestly. I dislike all my classes that I have today because they are pretty much useless and my professors seem like raging cock sucking assholes. I’ve moved back into the dorms and gotten settled but that leads to a few rather big problems. Number one, I miss my family like mad. Fuck numbers, this one is too hard to quantify as a single number or series of letters with sub headings or something. Its home of many of my bad habits like not studdying, smoking way more cigarettes than I normaly would, drinking heavily for no reason, drinking to run from my problems, sleeping all day. All this shit is right back in my face and if I had actually passed my first semester at college I would be fine but unfortunately I didn’t and now I’m on academic probation. This means that if I fail to bring my 1.2 gpa up to a cumilative 2.0 gpa this semester I get a nice semester long vacation courtesy of CSU. Im fucking terrified that i cant hack it honestly. On top of this I need to find a place to live and a job for next year.

my mind is straight fucked up right now.

It hasn’t been three weeks since my last post! 

But I have absolutely nothing to talk about really…

Its tough blogging… Wait. There is my topic.

Blogging is hard for a few reasons. The first being that you have to actually log in to your site and then physical write stuff. I fail at this most of the time just because I lack the determination to blog lots. On top of this you have to be able to hold a conversation with yourself. Most of you that know I am crazy enough to be able to hold a conversation with myself, this is true, but only when I am not forcing myself to type it out for other people to see. I’m like that kid we all went to school with who swore he could touch the rim when no one else was around. In addition to that, this keyboard doesnt talk back. I cant ask it questions, get……………………………………………………. Im done, I cant finish this post.

see you next time people.

Why? Because race car.

My idea of smaller but more numerous blog posts has failed miserably. I apologize sincerely. With that out of the way, on to my actual blog post!

Driving. More specifically, driving cars. Driving is the single best thing ever in my opinion. Better than expensive food, hot women, drugs, booze, expensive cigarettes. It beats all of those things and almost everything else in the world. It’s like a drug, in fact, it is my drug. Even if I am just commuting through town or driving around the block to go to the store I feel content, happy and at peace with the world. The only thing that exists in the whole world is my vehicle and the road. The focus that I feel can only be described as transcended, I become a part of the vehicle and cease to exist as a human being, I am absorbed into the machine made of steel, rubber, oil, and gasoline.

This feeling is amplified ten fold when I get out onto an empty highway or expressway. Excluding the revenue enhancement henchmen (police) that inhabit every good road in Colorado, I am free to push myself and my vehicle to the absolute limits and sometimes, past them a little bit. The adrenaline rush from working in perfect harmony with the car and the road is like no drug or physical experience one can ever experience. For lack of a better term, that is when I experience god.

This brings me to point number two for today’s post. I need a car. From the title of this blog you probebly gathered that I enjoy jeeps and offroading. Unfortunately, I’m getting bored with the sport. I’ve wheeled most of the harder trails in Colorado and a large amount of the trails in Moab and my love for the sport is dieing. This is horrible for me because I learned how to drive a car on an offroad trail at age twelve, offroading is what I am and what I was passionate about. I could never sell my jeep because it is a part of who I am but the cost of maintaining it is absolutely off the charts. It is slowly falling apart, it needs a new engine (number 3 or 4 I think), and it still suffers from an electrical gremlin that has possessed the jeep since I got it. At the same time I have come to a horrible conclusion. At least for the time being, if I really want to get a fun car that I can go fast in and modify I am going to have to sell my jeep. I’m torn between my past and fond memories and the future and aspirations not yet realized.

Decisions decisions. That is all for today’s blog post. If you have anything to add be it advice or comments feel free to comment here or on Facebook, text me, carrier pigeon, what ever works. As always feedback is greatly appreciated. Hopefully I can keep up with the blog instead of waiting forever in between posts as I usually do.